Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Unjournaling

Prompt 67

Paul pushed his pen pointlessly across his paper pretending to pay attention to Professer Peterson. Professor was presenting points on powerful paragraph penning while Paul proceeded to ponder his party plans. Professor Peterson perceived that Paul was preoccupied. His perception proved accurate after perusing Paul's paragraph.

Prompt 90

Asking a woman you just met when she is due is a bad idea.

Leaving your car running with the door unlocked in Harlem is a bad idea.

Asking a masked man in a dark alley for directions is a bad idea.

Going back to the house you just robbed to ask the owner on a date is a bad idea.

Using a curling iron on your eyelashes is a bad idea.

Throwing water on a grease fire is a bad idea.

Friending your boss on facebook then proceeding to trash her and the company in a post is a bad idea.

Putting your hand in a tankful of piranha's is a bad idea.

Telling your wife that she looks fat in those jeans is a bad idea.

Walking around barefoot in the gym locker room is a bad idea.

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